Friday, April 28, 2006

Dream Revelation

Some things happen at a ski lodge AND THEN:

I'm on one side of a luxurious winnebago trying to get rid of my cocktail by whispering "barkeep" over and over, frustrated that nobody can hear and all I can do is whisper. On the other side of the winnebago, a girl lying on a bed braces herself before bucket after bucket of dead fish and giant grasshoppers are poured on her head. After watching for a bit, I feel something in my mouth, and run to open the back window. I stick my head out and start spitting locusts out of my mouth onto the moving road beneath me. I keep spitting and spitting, but there's always more - stuck to my teeth, inside my cheeks, in the back of my throat. I spit enough out so I can say: "Wretched earth! (spit) There is no God!" (spit) And then, even more fired up: "Every time you see a lovable little Jew -- it's BULLSHIT! (spit) A huggable Jew! (spit) (spit) -- BULLSHIT!" (spit) (spit) (spit). I wake up to realize that I am actually spitting all over my forearm.

15 Comments:

At 12:04 PM , Blogger Mulatto Jesus said...

good dream. give me a call sometime when you're not at a gwar concert.

 
At 12:08 PM , Blogger The ACTUAL God said...

What is gwar?

 
At 1:38 PM , Blogger Mulatto Jesus said...

heavy metal. i couldnt hear a word you were saying.

 
At 2:18 PM , Blogger the actual rod said...

you realize that the road couldn't have been moving.

 
At 10:48 PM , Anonymous Liam said...

AG actually doesn't know Gwar? C'mon...they fought on Jerry Springer...the show was like "confronting Death rockers"...or S.T.T.E. (something to that effect). They were confronted by a young black couple who found their music outrageous...the Gwar Bitch played her hand immediately "How can you guys listen to gangsta rap..." The Couple hadn't mentioned rap but the better half got all up in Gwaress's face...the rockette socked her...the dudes tackled each other's shirts...and at some point Steve stood between people.

final thought:

"STEVE. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE...."

 
At 12:45 PM , Anonymous steve said...

shave your head like me

 
At 1:00 PM , Blogger KINGSPAWN said...

liam, give me my grinder back.

 
At 9:22 AM , Blogger the actual rod said...

and MY PIECE

 
At 8:50 PM , Blogger Nosferatu said...

I wish I could draw a picture of indignity.

 
At 3:30 PM , Anonymous where's brandon??? said...

i call AG and get voicemail, some bitch answers and tells me I've just called 555 555 5555...i just pressed those numbers, bicth.

 
At 6:44 PM , Blogger Mulatto Jesus said...

1000:1 - vegas odds that ag wont answer your phone call

 
At 12:59 PM , Anonymous MAHGAWD said...

I had a dream that a guy who looked like Pierre Capretz was receiving a fellation from my girlfriend...and then it turned out to actually be Pierre Capretz.




There was no spitting in my dream.

 
At 4:50 AM , Anonymous MO²GAWD said...

by the way, you missed quite a romp over at Venkat's

 
At 1:31 PM , Anonymous vassap fooo said...

You owe me 40 euros...

and I got a Justificatif de Paiement which is remarkable in its use of language.

 
At 10:37 PM , Anonymous able to remark said...

on language.

it helps, generally.

 

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